L was everything she had grown up saying she wanted. He was hot and he drove a nice, car, and had a big inheritance. He treated her like a queen, he was educated, he didn’t care that she couldn’t cook because he was Italian and Italians love to cook, he was perfect. But that scared her a little. He seemed too perfect. She often found herself thinking, if he could have any girl he wants, why does he like me?

We were doing a charity fundraiser for the local firemen so we held a hockey tournament for the kids in the area and the money raised from ticket sales went to the firehouse. I got stuck being one of the Reffs even though I have limited hockey knowledge. Luckily I was in charge of 6 years olds so it was a pretty lax game. Everything was going fine until one boy accidentally slipped and crashed into another boy, knocking them both down. Instead of getting up they started punching each other. The friend of one boy came over and started hitting the other boy and that led to more boys joining in and soon our cute little hockey game had turned into an icey brawl. I got bit and punched trying to break them up but we finally got them seperated. That little fight made the morning news the next day.

I think this wouldnt have been that weird if I had done it about 12 years ago but carrying a Jurassic Park lunch box to work when you are 23 years old is a bit weird to some people. I quite enjoyed it. Plus I was smart enough to pack extra cookies so I made new friends at the studio. Ha ha suckers I win. It has been decided that now every friday we will all bring our old school lunch boxes (ha ha no pun intended)  to work. Yay for starting new traditions.

Girls will romanticize it. They’ll tell you he got too busy, or maybe you need to make the first move because the guy is too shy, excuse, excuse, excuse….

A guy will tell you. It’s because he’s bored, he is only semi-interested, you aren’t the only girl… a lot of things that are probably more realistic.

Now you know

For those of you that just cant quite figure it out here is a top ten list of ways to tell if a girl is not into you

1- She is always "busy", never calls you back, and ignores your texts.

2- She wont look you in the eye when she talks to you. Not the blushing look at the floor kind of way but like, she looks over your head when your talking to her.

3- She talks about other guys in front of you non-stop

4- All of her friends openly hate you

5- She texts or talks on her phone the whole time she is with you

6- She tries to keep her time with you a secret

7- She tells you she isnt ready for a relationship right now but starts dating some other guy

8- She doesnt nag you

9- she takes you shopping with her all the time and treats you like a girlfriend

10- she makes you carry her purse

There was supposed to be this cool dance performance tonight with giant confetti poppers that went off and G was going to spit fire. Well, it was a nice theory but during the dance one of the poppers went off early and shot across the stage, then another one went off in the middle of the dance and shot into the crowd. It messed some of the girls up which got the timing off so G ended up swallowing a mouthful of lighter fluid while he was waiting for his cue, needless to say he was pretty pissed about it. Well ladies and gentlemen that is why I did not become a Vixen. If they get their act together maybe I'll dance for em. Oh so then after they are done dancing we find an extra tube of confetti that hadn't been popped yet. They didnt want people getting hurt playing with it so they put it in the cashiers office with me and Alexa. Well everything was going like normal, we're just sitting there talking when soda girl comes in cuz she's bored. Well she knocked over the tube without noticing it. So it pops and sounds like a gun going off, our door man literally hits the floor, Alexa screams, and Soda girl starts screaming too. Confetti flew all over the office and I'm sitting there the whole time laughing so hard tears are coming out. Sadly that was probably the most exciting part of that night.

                              As crazy as things get I still love and miss my V2 family

This is a REALLY embarrassing story that just goes to show you how naive I can be sometimes. I got asked to do a job as a maid and it paid $200 a night. I told the guy I didn’t have any experience cleaning professionally and it said it didn’t matter. All the cleaning was light cleaning like dusting or making beds. I was pretty excited to make so much money for doing practically nothing. I asked why the pay was so high for doing so little and he said it was because we had to wear a sexy lingerie uniform. It was a short skirt with black lace booty shorts and a cute frilly black and white bra. I don’t get naked but I am totally comfortable in bra and underwear so I said ok. I had 3 stops that night.

1-     We stop at a local gay/tranny club and I look at the guy really confused. He told me sometimes they hire for other things too. I kept telling him I wasn’t going to do anything sexual and he assured me that wasn’t what the job entailed. There was a drag queen show going on that night and they had hired me to help pick outfits, do make up, and hang out with the girls. It was a lot of fun. So I was excited to see what the next stop had in store for me.

2- I get to this house and the guy tells me there is a couple inside and they want me to give them  directions while they are getting down to business (since I’m some sort of expert?!) I told the guy again I wasn’t doing anything sexual and that meant definitely not participating in a threesome with some old insane couple. He told me I am not supposed to do anything with them, the wife just wanted tips on things she could do etc. I didn’t know much but I had learned those lap dance routines and I knew some pole tricks from playing on Kaci’s pole so I figured I could handle that. I walked to the door and this lady opened it. She invited me in but gave me a really weird look. Then she said she needed to talk to her husband and she would come back. So she goes upstairs and I start looking around. I thought it was really weird that they were calling for someone to come give them sex tips when they had jesus pictures all over their house but whatever. Then I see a big family picture over the fire place and to my horror I realized that I was standing in my ex- boyfriend’s house!!! I hadn’t ever gone over there because we didn’t date for long. It was so awkward. I just wanted to get out of there. Just then the mom came down and was like “I’m really sorry but we can’t do this. You are just so young. We have a son about your age and….” By this time I’m already like, “yep, yes, I see, I’m out” and running out the door. I told that guy I quit and I never went back there again. Worst experience of my life!!!

It’s free massage Friday! Me, Lex, and Jenna all go get massages every Friday at the college. The massage students do a pretty good job and we get it for free. It’s a win win for everyone J I still don’t know what to get everyone for Christmas. Me and Lex always just skip it and then buy each other whatever at random times throughout the year so I don’t have to get her anything right now but I don’t know what to get anyone else. I only have like 10 days left and I haven’t even started shopping! Any ideas on what I should get them?

It’s so weird being back home and having rules and stuff! Last night I had to sneak out of the house. SNEAK OUT!!! Lol I haven’t done that in ages. I’ll admit though it kind of makes it more fun I went to hang out with a guy I haven’t seen in a while. It was freezing cold so we should have probably gone somewhere warm but we went over to my treehouse instead. It was sooo cold but really pretty. We didn’t stay very long. After that we went and looked at all the Christmas lights and then went to Ihop for hot chocolate but I didn’t feel like sitting there in the booth so somehow we ended up people watching at wal-mart instead. We found a perfect bench right under the heater by the front doors. We ended up sitting there talking and goofing around all night. I’ve missed stuff like this.