10 stupid things guys do that we hate!
- Guys who call me just because they have managed to stalk my number out of someone. If I wanted to talk to you I would. If its not about work, dont call me. If I give you a number dont call it while I'm standing right in front of you. You think your all smart because you caught me giving you a fake number but uh hello douche bag that means I'm not into you. I was trying to spare you the humiliation of getting publicly rejected so get the hint and leave me alone.
-Guys who hit on you after you have told them you have a boyfriend or that your not interested.
-acting like a total moron and thinking your funny. Here is a hint guys, we never think its funny when you are rude, racist, ignorant, and when you tell stupid sexual or disgusting jokes. In fact it pretty much makes us hate your guts.
-I will not talk to you about religion, politics, sex, or money. Especially sex and money. Bring it up and I will tune you out. If a girl wants to talk about it she will otherwise do yourself a favor and shut up.
- Guys dont try to act sexy. We think your cute naturally, whenever you try to be sexy you always over do it and it just makes you look stupid.
- Call a million times, text, IM, and any other form of contact you can think of when she is obviously busy. Especially when you are calling for no reason. Dont follow up that stupid move by asking "Why arent you responding to me?"
- When you fart on us. We dont think its funny....ever. Your just an idiot
- We hate when you apologize for things and dont know what you are apologizing for. Then just expect that because you said sorry we now have to automatically forgive you or it has now become our fault.
- You expect us to look good all the time but then dont even pick up a hair brush
- It sucks when you give us things and pretend like your being sweet but we know your keeping tabs and there are expectations behind it. It makes us just want to say keep your stupid present.
Top ten things you do that immediatly ruin a kiss
1- Ask permission first
2 get too hesitant
3 Jackhammer your tongue
4 too much slobber
5 kissing with gum or chew in your mouth
6 kissing after you have smoked
7 keep your eyes open or make weird faces: One time I kissed a guy and it was my first "open mouth" kiss to be exact, lol well when this guy went in for the kiss his mouth was WIDE open and his snaggle tooth cut my lip :/
8 burp
9 coughing
10 licking her face
10 ways to turn a girl off in 2 seconds
- Tell her you dont have a car or you dont have a job. Its not that we are gold diggers but we dont want to spend time being your chauffer and we dont want to be the one paying for everything.
- Tell her you still live with your mom. If we want to spend alone time with you we dont want your mom popping in and giving us a sex talk.
- Act like a total jerk and then start bragging about it. No we do not think its sexy when you start fights with random guys for no reason.
- Call her a bitch or a hoe. Even if your like "My bitch is the best cook in the world" its not going to save you. If you ever put a girl down like that especially in front of other people plan on having your balls in a vice at some point later on.
- Trying to get sexual when she has made it clear its a no
- Treating her friends and family badly. She may complain about them sometimes but if you do it she'll get mad at you. Its unfair but thats how it works.
- Check out another girl in front of her or worse yet make comments about how she looks. I can handle this sort of thing but most girls cant. If she didnt say it first, dont bring it up. Even then tread lightly.
- When approaching a girl you have never met before if you start talking like you think your some sort of gangster and you appear to have lost all understanding of the english language, your out. Overly pushy guys are out too.
- Dont look like a total chump. Gel in your hair so thick you could bounce a bullet off it, tanned like leather, wearing a shirt so tight that I can see your heart beating.... all bad things. (I'm looking at you Situation)
- Dont think that "act like a jerk and she'll like you" thing really works. Even if you found a girl vulnerable enough to let you get away with that at first she will eventually get sick of it and you will have hell to pay later.
Top ten signs your a$$ is about to get dumped
1 Her closest friends arent as nice as they used to be. She probably told them she was going to dump you and they are trying to pull back so that they dont tip you off to your relationships impending doom.
2 She starts looking hotter:
3 She doesnt want to be intimate with you anymore
4 She is increasingly hard to get in contact with
5 She gives you that little pat on the back. “Watch out for this one,” warns Lisa Daily, author of Stop Getting Dumped. “A woman who pats you on the back while giving you a hug is indicating that she’s uncomfortable for some reason. The bigger the pat, the more discomfort she feels.”
6 she never looks you in the eye anymore
7 She stops caring about what you do, especially in the areas she used to care about.
8 she gets mad and she wont let you kiss her
9 she starts dumb fights with you for no reason
10 she makes excuses and puts you off
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