I really liked Griffin. My sister was dating him and he was the most adorable boy you will ever meet. Me and my sister used to talk all night and end up falling asleep so we shared a bed for months. We spent a lot of nights talking about Griffin. I remember she got the call early in the morning before school. I have never seen my sister cry that hard and I felt utterly helpless. I wanted so badly to take that pain for her. It breaks my heart to see such a vibrant young life extinguished just like that. I wish he was still here. I going to miss that kid. I'm sure he's doing his tonuge dance for Jesus as we speak.

I'll be doing a broadcast today with Alexa Tyler, Jenna Foxx, and Brooke Skyye. Stop by and chat with us. We'll be broadcasting live from Thanksgiving dinner. Not sure what we'll be talking about...you can never be too sure with this girls. I'm sure it will be fun whatever it is.

                           PS- HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

I love to write but I'm sure you have gathered that much by reading my blog. I dont take most of it very seriously. I throw caution to the hindmost and write willy nilly with no proper grammer, spelling, or punctuation. The only time I really work on getting things done properly is when I am working on my novels. I spend hours on them! While googling around one day in search of character mapping exercises I found a really cool site that lets you enter a sample of your writing and then it will analyze it and tell you what famous author you write like. I get a different one for each of my stories but I had two of my friends try it and they got the same authors no matter which one of their samples they put in. It made me curious. Are they maintaining a consistant writing style while my literary voice has as many changes as a animated film? If any of you are writers I would love to hear what results you got. Where they consistant or did they change with each story?

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Of course not thinking about it I took pictures the whole night and didnt get in a single one of them! oops The fights were a lot of fun. No weak links was there and it was fun seeing them since we model their clothing all the time. Brammer got his face split open and there was blood everywhere, Koffi knocked some guy out, and there were a lot of other pretty intense fights. We were pretty bummed when Brittany lost her fight since we were really cheering for her but she still did great. Here are some pictures I took of the girls. Of course Asiah was there, she's my right hand girl. Kai-Jin the new model was there. She is way fun. You guys will like her. We also ran into Vanessa while we were there so we hung out with her too (she used to model for us).

I'm such a sucker for this guy. Dang it

I have been in Florida doing some photo shoots and meetings for work. One night after my shoot I decided to go out to dinner with some of the crew. While we were walking to dinner I noticed a man on the side of the street with a crate. It was the saddest thing I had ever seen. It was crammed full of chickens. They were packed in so tightly that I had no idea how many were in there. All I could see were feathers and feet. He was talking to a man about selling them to be killed. I felt SOOO bad for the poor little chickens that I offered to buy them. I ended up paying double what the other man was going to pay but you cant put a price on a life even if those lives do belong to 8 chicken dinners. The boys thought I was pretty crazy for buying  a crate of chickens and kept making fun of me but they were nice enough to help me carry them back to the hotel. When we got there we had no plan as to what we were going to do. I decided to mail the chickens to my mom as a gift. She hasnt said anything about wanting chickens, but then again she never said anything about NOT wanting them either. It was too late to mail them that day so we had to sneak them into my room somehow. I was surprised at how eager the guys were to help me with this part. Santos went upstairs to his room and got a giant empty luggage case. We took it onto the side of the building and put the chickens inside. I remembered from sticking the chicken in the cieling tiles once in school that they hold still if you blindfold them. We didnt have a lot of options so we used socks. HEY dont judge! How would you smuggle a chicken? Besides we were careful about it and it was bigger than the crate they were in initially. Luckily it didnt take us long to get to our room at all. I'm sure we were all acting pretty suspicious but no one stopped us. We did get a strange look from a woman on the elevator but I'm sure thats because the chickens were making that low clucking chicken noise they are so notorious for. We were out of there before she could say anything. Once we got to my room the boys stole my neighbors newspaper (I do not condone this sort of behavior!) and filled my bathtub with it. Then we put the chickens inside and closed the door. All we had to feed them were the left over rolls from set, but they didnt seem to mind. The next day we had them picked up and shipped to my house. I'm so glad we were able to get them out of there without the hotel noticing! When the chickens finally made it to my house my mom opened the box and since they werent blindfolded they came running out all over the living room. She was so pissed! She called me and I knew she would be mad so I didnt answer. She left a message threatening me within an inch of my life, complaining that there were chickens and feathers all over the house. Meanwhile you hear my sister chasing them in the background and a whole lot of squawking. I couldnt even listen to it with a straight face so I'm glad I didnt answer. Mom would have been even more pissed if I sat there laughing at her. Guess she doesnt like surprise gifts? They finally got the chickens outside into the yard and fed them. The poor birds went through quite an ordeal but they will be happy now. My sister got a picture of them to show me they are safe. I wish I had photo or video of the smuggling or arrival but I wasnt expecting chickens on my side of things and no one at the house was expecting them either. I'll see if there is a way to get audio from my voicemail though. That might be sort of funny for you all to hear.

What should I name these little monsters?

BTW she's kidding. We dont eat chickens for thanksgiving!

Having once worked in a funeral home I thought I was pretty comfortable with death and most things associated with it. I never worked with the bodies and didnt see them very often but I knew they were around. Yesterday my mom asked me if they pump in the embalming fluid at the same time as the blood or if they drain the body first then pump it in. I never really gave it much thought before that and I had never witnessed it, but my curious mind suddenly wanted to know. I googled this video. What a mistake! It was late at night and I was alone in a hotel! It is interesting to watch but not if you are squeemish or easily scared. I figured if I had to learn the rest of you might want to take a peek as well.

Some interesting facts about embalming

-Funeral homse cannot embalm your loved ones without permission

-Embalming is mostly a North American practice in modern times. European corpses have that trendy "au naturel" look. But Lenin-style super-embalming has recently become the fashion among Russian Mafia bosses. Go figure

Thats all. I cant spend too much time on this subject. Its too morbid for me.

Kalli had been battling diabetes for years but she was always so strong none of us ever knew how serious it really was. I met Kalli when I first started working at the club. She was the sassy but also sweet cashier. She taught me how to handle the large crowds at the club without letting them walk all over me. She was always stylish and had the best shoes. She lived her life without letting her sickness hold her back at all. Some people would have complained and sought pity but Kalli wasnt like that. She was so optimistic and was always looking out for other people. I want to be strong like her. Seems like all my friends are headed to heaven and I'm not invited to the party. Please no more deaths this year. I'm losing too many good people. Love you Kalli. Hope heaven is ready for you AND Maquelle! lol Play cupid for me ok luv? Now you two have the best insight

                                                                      ♥ Andi

Obviously this song is owned by Ke$ha

*Just to make things fun I wont use the word penis again and I wont do any repeats.

Last night while at a party I couldnt help but hear a conversation some drunk guys were having about who's doughnut holder was more epic. This launched into an all out debate when they started discussing who's joystick was truely the most famous piece of pork in all of history. They actually brought up some interesting candidates. Normally I dont put much stock in drunken conversation but just like you it piqued my curiosity. I went home and made a list of the top ten most famous (in my opinion). Who would you say is the most famous?

1. David (the statue)- As a historical work of art he has the worlds most viewed pecker.  Michelangelo’s famous sculpture of the naked young man was created in the early 16th century, the statue stands in Florence, Italy, where thousands gather every day to contemplate David and his package.

2. John Wayne Bobbit- While some phalli are famous for their size, Bobbitt’s one-eyed-bandit’s claim to fame is having been loped off with a knife by his soon-to-be ex-wife Lorena. After the wayward pork sword was located in a field, where Lorena had tossed it out the car window, surgeons reattached it. Bobbitt went on to play in the band Severed Parts and starred in “Frankenpenis.”

3. Ken Doll- Ken is actually more famous for his lack of manly parts but if John Bobbit makes the list then so can Ken.

4. Joey Stivic Doll- Speaking of doll parts, Joey Stivic was made famous by being the first anatomically correct male doll.

5. Ron Jeremy, Dirk Diggler, John Holmes toss up- These famous firm worm-for-hires have made thousands of porn videos over the years. Dirk Diggler was made famous by Boogie Nights

6. Hugh Hefner- In this instance, we're talking about one of the oldest, most famous media trouser trouts still alive: Hugh Hefner's.

7. Bill Clinton or JFK- Any willy that can claim they bagged Marilyn Monroe is definitly going to end up famous. As for Clinton well "He did not have sexual relations with that woman."

8. Frank Sinatra- According to Hollywood gossip-mongers, Ol’ Blue Eyes had a giant-sized python in his pants. According to his valet, the crooner had to have his underpants custom-made to accommodate his girth/throbbing python of love. Supposedly actress Ava Gardner observed: “He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is c***.”

9. Minister from The Little Mermaid- In the mid-90's, a Christian group stepped forward to declare that in an early wedding scene in Disney’s “The Little Mermaid,” the minister is sporting an animated erection. His boner was viewed by children all across the world. Thanks a lot Disney!

10- Rasputin- The Mad Monk lived a life devoted to mysticism and debauchery, and the story of what happened to his genitals after he died is equally colorful. After he was murdered, some say he was castrated. In another twist, some say it fell into the hands of a group of Russian women living in Paris who worshiped it. Finally, his daughter, it’s said, heard of its location, demanded it be returned to her, and kept it until she died. Later, the box turned up in Santa Cruz and what lay inside was a sea cucumber.