That's what she asked me. I was so scared to go after it. I wondered, 'what if I went after the thing and then when I got there I realized it wasn't enough. What then?' It doesn't get much bigger than that... if it does I surely can't imagine what. I did do it and in the end she asked me if it was everything I thought it would be. The answer is, unfortunately it was everything I thought it would be.

I dreamed that while my whole family was having Thanksgiving dinner I was in my room and my eye fell out. I caught it in my hand and I wasn’t sure what to do. It hurt a lot but it wasn’t bleeding or anything. A few different family members came to tell me it was time to eat and try to get me to come to dinner but I locked them out. I texted my mom and told her to come to my room. She kept saying I needed to go to the hospital but I said no because I couldn’t afford it. I just kept asking her to bring me food so I wouldn’t miss out. She tried to get me to go eat with the family but I wouldn’t because there were kids there and I didn’t want to scare them with my empty eye socket. Then I woke up.

Gross huh?

Not the best

Rick took me to the airport since Jordan had school. The poor guy gets stuck with me all the time. I wonder how sick he is of driving to the airport to pick me up or drop me off

It was cute because I am chip obsessed and I had some in my bag to take with me but I ate some at home and they were too spicy. I didn’t have time to pack my bag so Brooke packed for me and she put the chips in there. When I got to Rick and Jordan’s she confiscated half my luggage and I gave my chips to her and Rick since I was trying to get rid of stuff I couldn’t use and they were too spicy. Well I was rushing to get to my plane and to text my family goodbye and everything and I get this picture message from Rick. He had a picture of a note from Brooke. For a minute I was really confused because they have never met and I had no idea how Rick would have gotten a note from my sister. Then he told me she had put it in my chips haha She knows me so well! Normally that would have worked. It was cute of her to write me that and it was cute of him to send it to me. It made my day.

I made it on my plane just in the nic of time. I ended up sitting next to a guy that ate a bunch of curry and spent the next 11 hours farting up a storm almost killing us all. I was praying for the oxygen masks to drop but no luck. We made it to Tokyo late so we just did a quick pass through. I have no idea if I like it or not from just that. Singapore was amazing!!! They have live butterflies and waterfalls and like 7 shopping malls all packed into the airport. I had a long layover there so I went to the rooftop gardens and watched the sun come up, fed the fish at the koi pond, took a tour out of the airport on this little bus thing, went to see the pool (didn’t swim though), played video games in the gaming center and watched movies in the movie theatre. If you ever have a long layover try to take it in Singapore.

After Singapore I went to Bangkok which was uneventful (they did give me cookie dough ice cream on the plane) and then on to Koh Samui. You get off the plane and your right on the tarmac. The airport itself is tiny and doesn’t even have walls or anything.  There was a little confusion trying to find a cab and everything but I got it figured out. I beat my roommate (who I had never met before) to the hotel so they gave me a drink and tour and then took me to the room where I started to unpack. I was there for about an hour before my roommate finally got there and introduced himself. That’s about the time we realized that the wall between the bathroom shower and the bedroom was made of glass. Not awkward at all right?! Lol Pretty much everyone on Koh Samui rides around on motor bikes and there are dogs everywhere. Water buffalo just wander around in the jungle. The taxi drivers are nuts!! We both were pretty tired from all the traveling so we just unpacked and then went down to the pool and had a few mango margaritas. I had a delicious frozen mango something or other. It got dark really early so we went for a walk on the beach and some dogs chased us down barking at us so we turned around and went back only to run into more dogs! These 2 were nice though. There was one that was black with a white patch on his chest and one that was white with tan spots. The little spotted one walked right up to me and followed me around the entire time so I decided while I was in Thailand these were going to be my dogs. We went for a little bike ride just to check things out and then came back to the resort and had dinner. I didn’t know what anything was so I just ordered randomly and ended up getting chicken and mozzarella. They basically had grilled chicken breast on a giant lump of mozzarella cheese. It was good mixed but I didn’t want to eat that giant lump of cheese plain so I snuck it into a napkin and when we were done with dinner we walked back down to the beach and I fed it to my dogs. There was only a little so I think they were ok.

The note my sister hid in my chips

more pics coming soon...

I know I just got home from LA but it’s time to go back. Everyone is trying to get me to move there but I don’t think I could do it. I could live there part time but I couldn’t stand to be tied down forever in California. As much as I love the sun and the ocean I just can’t get on track with the vibe there. It’s so hard to explain. Anyway, that doesn’t matter. I got in really late and thankfully Rick was able to come get me. I just wanted to give him the biggest hug for picking me up and for being brave enough to get my massive luggage into the car for me!  We got back kinda late so everyone pretty much just slept. I got mushed so I was happy <3

I had a bunch of stuff to get done in the morning so me and Rick decided to meet Jordan for lunch after she got off school. Sarah wanted me to come see her new place so we decided to have lunch out by her. I was so excited to see her again! I haven’t seen her in years. We went to this little Mexican place where they lit our drinks on fire  Then we went back to Sarah’s and watched her Brian Mcknight adult video and talked. The fun didn’t start until the boys left. We went and got more alcohol and had some more drinks and got into the hot tub. We were having a lot of fun til a stupid neighbor cop yelled at us for being too lound. It was 8pm!  If it was later I would understand but it was 8. So dumb! So anyway, we went inside so that loser could get some sleep with all the rest of the geriatrics in the area. A lot of things happened that night and I’m not going to get into all of it because some stories are just to crazy to tell on a blog.  I’ll say it was definitely a fun but interesting night. I’m glad I got to see Sarah and spend that time with her and Jordan.

Kinda dark but that's a flaming...tequila? lol I can't remember what it was

Mixin law students and porn stars