January 30, 2012

  • Sundance Day 3: light up stripper pole, crazy b**ch, spirit hats, and your in good hands

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    Have some coffee and a morning lap dance :P

    We were short staffed but I really thought it was going to be a good day anyway. I mean it couldn’t be any worse than the day before right? Wrong!!! It was so much worse. The condensation from being in the tent would fall from the ceiling when the wind blew so every once in a while you would get rained on unexpectedly. Then I had 5 new models to train. One was a pretty boy model with a really bad attitude problem. He kept bugging the sponsors trying to get himself work when he was supposed to be walking people through the lounge. Then when we put him at the door for security he said he was too good for it. 

    Then I had another model that was pissing off every sponsor, celeb, and person in the lounge. She was so annoying. I kept moving her around trying to find a spot that she could handle, but she insisted on being an idiot. She was talking over top of the sponsors, wandering away from her guests, and saying a bunch of inappropriate stuff. So even though I don’t use the girls as security I put her on security at the door in the farthest corner of the lounge. She grabbed some clothing off the sponsors table and just started putting it on. The sponsor isn’t a shy lady so she said “Take that off. You’re making it look bad!” That was the last straw. I had to fire her. I tried to get her out of the lounge but she started arguing with me. She saw the lounge host sitting up front at the check in desk and all of a sudden she took off. I ran after her and when I got to the table she was yelling at the lounge host. She’s like “Are you Debbie? Are you Debbie?!!!” and getting in her face. Thankfully Debbie ignored her and J.P. our security guy was like “Let’s talk about this outside.” So we take her outside and tell her she has to leave. She threw a giant tantrum but she left. It had been such a nightmare that I was glad it was finally over.

    A few more celebs stopped by the lounge and the boys had fun rock, paper, scissoring over the playmate that came in. Then all of a sudden one of the hosts right hand ladies comes and finds me to tell me that blondie has come back to the lounge and attacked her. Blondie grabbed her by the arm and starts saying “do you know who the f*** I am!” (she’s miss park city for now but she wont be after I’m done.) and a bunch of other crap and saying that she wasn’t going to leave etc. etc. so security got rid of her AGAIN. They wanted me to go find her and put her on a shuttle that would take her off the mountain so she would quit causing a scene in the lodge. She rode up with one of my other models AJ and said she wouldn’t leave because AJ was her ride. We went down to see if they had seen her in the lobby and they said yes she had caused a big scene and went to valet. When they pulled up in AJ’s car the girl had gotten out to yell at valet so the valet ticket was in her name even though it was AJ’s car. The girl tried to freaking steal the car!!!! Thankfully she met some guys in the parking lot and ended up following them to the bar. We had to go get our lounge security and hotel security to throw her out. It felt like it took forever but they finally got her onto a shuttle and out of there.

    On the bright side we saw Ludacris in the hotel and I got to walk Dennis Haysbert through the lounge. Unfortunately I didn’t know he was in any movies so I was like “oh you’re the Allstate Insurance guy right?” I mean, he is….but still. That was embarrassing. Back at the cabin some of the roommates put up a light up stripper pole and killed a bottle of black velvet whiskey. I knew they were going to be up pretty late. I went back to bing bar of course! Gotta love the free spirit hats :D They were giving them out to everyone at the lounge so I got a polar bear one. Then we hit a private party for a bunch of the warped tour crew and they gave us some free vans shoes. We finished off the night by hanging out with the cute guys from Lime Marketing. I knew them in high school so it’s really weird to see them now. Especially since some of them are pretty hot ;)